


Ways to drive the ZB cast insane

by Hyper Buddies In Crime



Category: Zatch Bell
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2006-12-10
Updated: 2007-01-20
Packaged: 2013-10-29 07:13:52
Rating: K+
Chapters: 3
Words: 683
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3282255/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1020491/Hyper-Buddies-In-Crime
Summary: Just what the title says. [Hiatus]





	1. Chapter 1

Hello

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Chapter 1:

Brago was walking along the street one day when a piece of paper blew into his face.

"Hmm"

He plucked it off and read it, it said.

**WAYS TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF BRAGO:**

**Go up behind him and yell as loud as you can in his ear "YOU LOVE SHERRY!"**

**2.Post fake photos of him wearing pink on the World Wide Web.**

**3. Burn his book.**

**4. Dress up in a pink bunny suit, go up to him and start singing the Macarena.**

**5. Convince the entire Zatch Bell cast to do a conga line with you while following Brago all over Town.**

**6. Every time he opens his mouth to speak blast 'Numa Numa' at full volume.**

**7. Become a mary-sue and follow him/annoy him.**

**8. Sing "Brago and Sherry sitting in a tree"**

**9. Pair him up with Zofis (Do this at your own risk as it does not only annoy Brago but possibly the readers to)**

**10. Go up to him and tell him Sherry got a new boyfriend.**

**11. Stuff him room with cute animals until it's overflowing so when he opens his door he is buried under cuteness. **

**12. Pelt him with cotton balls.**

**End.**

After he finished reading the list Brago's eyebrow started twitching.

"Hey what's that?" Sherry asked as she grabbed the paper out of Brago's hands and read it.

"Okay Number nine is just plain sick" she remarked with a disgusted look on her face.

Brago said nothing as he marched off into the sunset to find the authoress who dared to suggest these things…

End Chapter.

Done next chapter should come soon.


	2. Chapter 2

Here's chapter two.

**Chapter two:**

Zatch was happily searching through the mail.

"Let's see bills, a letter from Tia from America (Megumi went to do a photo shoot there), hey! There's a letter for me"

Zatch tore open his letter and pulled out a paper labeled.

**Ways to Make Zatch Rather Mad/Bawl like a baby:**

**1.Eat all his yellowtail**

**2. Then tell him yellowtail has gone extinct.**

**3. Kill Vulcan 300.**

**4. Pair him up with Kanchome (This is yet again not advised to do)**

**5. Convince Naomi to hide in his closet, and then jump out when he opens it, scaring the living heck out of him.**

**6. Dress up as the Grim Reaper, and then go to him at night saying, "Your day of Judgement has come".**

**7. Throw up in Tia's hat and then tell her Zatch did it, and then video tapes her strangling him.**

A minute after Zatch read the letter Kiyo came and read it.

"Number four is going a bit overboard don't you think?" Kiyo remarked, although Zatch couldn't hear him, because apparently, he was out cold on the floor after reading as far as #4.

**End Chapter.**

Bye and Hope you have a Happy New Year!


	3. Chapter 3

**Chapter 2:**

One Thursday morning Zofis went to get the newspaper

"Hmm let's see weather forecats, movie reviews, hey there's a artical about me!" the cross dresser exclaimed, as flipped to section A page 3, which read:

**Ways to drive Zofis absolutely bonkers:**

**1. Hide all of his makeup**

**2. Every time he enters the room plays 'Man I feel like a Woman'**

**3. Hug him**

**4. Tie him up and give him to Sherry to destroy.**

**5. Post pictures of him dressed up in a fairy costume on the Internet.**

**6. Send rabies-diseased dogs to chase him and film it.**

**7. Get Itachi from Naruto to use Magenkyo Sharingan on him**

**8.tell him Koko already has a boyfriend **

**9.While he's sleeping dress him up as a little girl, and then gather everyone in his room so they can laugh at him**

**End.**

After he had finished reading Zofis was flushing read with anger. He threw away the newspaper, puffed his chest out, and started on his journey to make sure that this authoress would pay.


End file.
